Mad Max Beyond Divorce Court

It looks as though Braveheart will finally get his "FREEDOM!"  But it will cost him a little more than being drawn and quartered by the British crown.

I've been looking around through some boxes left over from my move, but I can't seem to locate the tiny violin I'd like to play for Mr. Gibson.  A woman leaves you with $500,000,000.00?  That's so sad.  How about a woman who leaves you with a set of curtains, a cat whose fur doesn't match any of your clothes, and a hole in your heart?

But, of course, we love them.  We must.  That's what we do.  Regardless of the consequences.  That's the true meaning of manhood.