Deep thought of the day

The economy, like certain women, disdains "nice guys" and gladly throws itself after "bad boys."  Do good work and follow the rules, like Circuit City, and the economy leaves you in the lurch, you find yourself out of work and out of cash and having to rent your spare bedroom out to a grad student.  But if you're a muscle-bound, bullet-headed rule-breakers like AIG, you find yourself continuously showered with economic affection no matter how much damage you do to people's homes.

Pertinent question

If one brings Oolong to a "teabagging" demonstration, is that a statement of dissatisfaction regarding Obama's stimulus package, or a statement against Chinese control of the American economy?

I can't believe I just used the words "teabagging," "stimulus" and "package" in one sentence.  And we haven't yet gotten to Dick Armey yet.